warbloggerofzillyhoo: thesherlockfandomisbroken: smith-and-noble: samandpatricks: today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly” In the original story the prince ordered one of his servants to put liquid tar on the staircase to stop her from running away. The shoe got stuck on the tar. That is a liiiiittle bit creepy LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT...
flaming-fagg0t: singleplaidqueer: bubonickitten: riseandwrite: calibornthisgay: My Parents Need to Stop Touching My Stuff: The Musical featuring the hit single “Put that thing back where it came from or so help me” First Song: Close My Door All The Way Secret track: “I Made A Long Distance Call To My Mother Just To Find Out Where The Hell She Put My Socks” Big Group Number: I Know...
lifes-little-ways: Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown AND NOW HE’S LYING ON THE COLD HARD GROUND
adamusprime: i dont know who they’re trying to impress “game of thrones” is just a fancy name for “musical chairs”
blackheartedlove: illsevenyournine: fairlybare: thenoodleboo: robotsquid: Seriously though your period is like coming home one day and finding that your spouse has constructed this entire new baby bedroom inside your house and you have to tell them “Sweetie we don’t have a baby” and then your spouse FLIPS THE FUCK OUT like “The FUCK do you mean we don’t have a baby I DID ALL THIS WORK”...
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geekchicbooks: missbibliophile: Isn’t it weird how you would say ‘on’ if you’re talking about a tv show and ‘in’ if it was a movie? like “she was on Doctor Who” “she was in The Avengers” I never even thought about this before.