dekutree:

howtobeafuckinglady:

FUCK I JUST WOKE UP MY ENTIRE HOUSE

harrison ford deserves every single oscar for this one scene

billcosplay:

i had a book when i was a kid where u could write ur own knock knock jokes and im still laughing at it

billcosplay:

i had a book when i was a kid where u could write ur own knock knock jokes and im still laughing at it

parteira:

excuse me i need your leg

parteira:

excuse me i need your leg

Date someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see your food coming at a restaurant
THE REALEST THING I HAVE EVER READ (via lilwombatprincess)

flyingsaucercult:

mugworts:

thecutestofthecute:

More dogs with their babies.

ohhhhhhh help

ahhh yes such doge

wordsandturds:

i was looking for free furniture but maybe thats not what i was meant to find

wordsandturds:

i was looking for free furniture but maybe thats not what i was meant to find

Friends rewatch - 2x07 – TOW Ross Finds Out

Gordo: setting the bar impossibly high for men since 2000